Did you know...?
...that Michael Phelps will be hosting the season premiere of Saturday Night Live?
That's right. He is.
Main questions I want to know: Will they let the poor guy actually wear a shirt? Every time I see him, the kid is nearly naked, and that must get pretty cold.
Also, what kind of skit will they have him in? Maybe something like this?
...that if you rearrange the letters in "Barack Obama" they spell "Maraca Kabob"?
...there are still some people out there who haven't seen Napoleon Dynamite? Namely, OMAR. Omar has not seen Napoleon Dynamite, which is why he doesn't understand what a liger is, and why it is stalking him.
Omar, your only hope is to vote for Pedro. Then Pedro offers you his protection.
...that there are only 61 days until Halloween?
Yessssss....that Teletubbies, a show for wee children, has its moments of...well, unintentional humor? Jake and I were watching it long ago, and Jeff walked into the room when the following bit was on. He laughed, and kept laughing.
...that since McCain has announced Sarah Palin as his running mate, Tina Fey is jumping up and down for joy and planning a return to SNL just so she can play her in upcoming skits?
...that I had absolutely nothing to blog about today?
19 comments:
YOU.
ARE.
KILLING ME.
I was driking my delicious (not bass) 38% pineapple + 62% orange juice.
I read your comments to Omar, I was ok until I saw the picture. Then juice when up my nose. Juice is not supposed to go up your nose.
When Michael Phelps goes water skiing he doesn’t use skis.
Or a boat.
FACT.
That Phelps thing is amazing.
I admittedly do not want to be eaten by a liger. This may have been the most compelling argument for me to watch the movie so far. But is it enough? Only time will tell.
Maraca Kabob '08.
I stopped watching Teletubbies for that very reason - flatulence in any form offends me. (Love the Joan Jett music)
I hope Fey does show up on SNL as Sarah Palin. I would watch that. :)
Halloween oh Halloween how i love you dear Halloween :)
Ah... I'm loving it! The Michael Phelps skit was awesome... can't wait to see what they have him do... and you're right. Tina Fey and Sarah Palin could be twins... that creeps me out. A lot.
So, when does the blog go all black and orange in honor of your favorite holiday evah??
Wow! They do really look alike! They could be each other!
I saw a house all decorated for Halloween last night.
The End.
AAAAAAAHHHHH! I die laughing at that part on Teletubbies too!!!
And couldn't ya find any pictures of real ligers? Man, a whole bunch of them escaped in the Idaho mountains about 10 or 12 years ago... Hee hee! I've often wondered if that's why Napoleon knew about them.
*swearing under my breath*
Uh hi, is this the Muskadillo Dreaming song request line?
I'd like to make a long distance dedication from Houston to Minnesota to my new main political squeeze Sarah Palin. Could you please dedicate Gavin DeGraw's "I'm In Love With A Girl" to her? If you don't have that, I guess "Sarah Smiles" by Hall&Oates will suffice.
Thanks!
Barack Obama.....an enigma.....a conundrum....a mighty fine anagram.
And now I'd like to dedicate a song to one of my most favoritest bloggers of all time.....WYNNE!
Can you please play "I'm In Love With A Girl" and dedicate it to yourself. I have to spread the lovey love loveliness. I don't want Sarah to think that that song is "our" song because that would be weird.
I have a naughty post that I'm planning to write about bedroom escapades with an animated purple Boobah.
It's scandalous. You'll like it.
millie--why are you swearing? C'mon--speak up, so we can all hear you pollute the air space.
NCS--sorry about the juice. That BURNS, I know.
melissa--I'm trying to hold out until Oct 1st before I make the Great Template Shift...I'll try, anyway.
jean knee--eeeezactly.
elastic--I TOLD you, no comments are necessary. Really. (a Boobah? The purple one? *scratches head, trying to remember its name* Jumbah? *shrugs* I'll be there, I prommise.)
dorkelina--Actually, I DID find pictures of real ligers, I just liked this one best. (Why in the WORLD would people actually breed those?)
omar--I don't think you're taking the liger threat seriously enough. I really don't.
T--I'm hoping they are one and the same person. That way, speeches might actually be funny.
I'm mad at that stinkhead who leaked the rest of Midnight Sun. He RUINED IT FOR THE REST OF US.
I'm also warming up for tomorrow's new Mad Lib - I plan on swearing a lot while I read the results.
Who has not seen Napolean Dynamite? Omar! You are missing out on cultural reference points to be referred to for years.
And Phelps is amazing! for sure! they better give him a shirt. And great post for not having anything to blog about. Can't wait for when you have inspiration!
Have a great day!
Still love your blog Wynne! You inspire me. You make me want to be a better blogger, but I don't have your blogging skills.
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